is it poppin? is it severe?

moggiepillar:

When I was about 11, my father was listening to NPR in the car and I was the captive audience in the back seat with no choice but to listen. It was some gardening and/or food themed show and the host was talking about how carrots grown in the winter produce more sugar. This is an evolutionary tactic on the carrot’s part to survive harsh conditions. And that was when this man dropped the most banger line I’ve ever heard. “When you bite into a carrot and it tastes sweet, that’s the carrot saying ‘I don’t want to die.’” I was floored, changed as a person forever. This line haunts me. The poetry. The emotion. NPR made me the sappy garden idiot I am today, romanticizing senescence and over analyzing the science behind vegetables.

quotemadness:

“I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.”

— Oscar Wilde (via quotemadness)

bobavader:

bobavader:

First theres a movie coming out where theres a world where women dont exist

Then theres a movie coming out where theres a world where the beatles dont exist

Next we need a movie set in a world where only the beatles exist

To clarify this would be a society where everyone is the beatles. It would be like how in an a/b/o au people are split into alpha beta omega but here it would be j/p/g/r. If youre born a ringo you’re oppressed of course